animalstalkinginallcaps: HEY BABES WHAT’S UP? COME HERE OFTEN? I DO. I’M IN MARKETING OVER AT MICROSOFT, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF IT? I’M KIDDING! OF COURSE YOU HAVE. ANYWAY WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING, COSMOS? BARTENDER! SIX COSMOS. POUR IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT. SO DO YOU WANT TO COME BACK TO MY PLACE LATER? I HAVE A HUGE TV AND A NICE LITTLE HOT TUB. DO YOU LIKE HOT TUBS? KIDDING! EVERYONE LIKES HOT TUBS. ANYWAY, YOU THERE, BLONDE ONE, WHAT’S YOUR NAME, HONEY? LANCE, STOP TOUCHING ME. I’M TRYING TO TALK TO THESE BABES. ANYWAY, GOLDILOCKS, WHAT DO THEY CALL YOU BACK HOME? REALLY? HOW ABOUT YOU, GREEN EYES? WOW, THAT’S A PRETTY NAME. NOT AS PRETTY AS YOU, OF COURSE, BUT IT’S NICE. LARRY, SHUT UP, I’M TALKING TO SOME BABES. SO DO YOU WORK AROUND HERE? YEAH, ME TOO. AT MICROSOFT. HOW MANY OF YOU CAN FIT IN A PORSCHE? KIDDING! IT’S A TWO SEATER. ANYWAY, WHO WANTS TO- LARRY! THEY’RE NOT INTERESTED! DROP IT! WHO WANTS TO DANCE, IS WHAT I WAS ASKING. I’M NOT TRYING TO BLOW MYSELF HERE BUT I HAVE MOVES LIKE USHER. YOU THERE, GINGER SPICE. YOU LIKE TO DANCE? KIDDING! EVERYONE LIKES TO DANCE. FINISH THAT COSMO AN LET’S GO HIT THE LINOLEUM. YOU BABES EVER DO SHOTS? YOU LIKE TEQUILA? KIDDING! EVERYONE LIKES TEQUILA! ANYWAY … ahahahahahahah that one all the way on the left is totally me, with the chronic bitch face

animalstalkinginallcaps:

HEY BABES WHAT’S UP? COME HERE OFTEN? I DO. I’M IN MARKETING OVER AT MICROSOFT, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF IT? I’M KIDDING! OF COURSE YOU HAVE. ANYWAY WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING, COSMOS? BARTENDER! SIX COSMOS. POUR IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT. SO DO YOU WANT TO COME BACK TO MY PLACE LATER? I HAVE A HUGE TV AND A NICE LITTLE HOT TUB. DO YOU LIKE HOT TUBS? KIDDING! EVERYONE LIKES HOT TUBS. ANYWAY, YOU THERE, BLONDE ONE, WHAT’S YOUR NAME, HONEY? LANCE, STOP TOUCHING ME. I’M TRYING TO TALK TO THESE BABES. ANYWAY, GOLDILOCKS, WHAT DO THEY CALL YOU BACK HOME? REALLY? HOW ABOUT YOU, GREEN EYES? WOW, THAT’S A PRETTY NAME. NOT AS PRETTY AS YOU, OF COURSE, BUT IT’S NICE. LARRY, SHUT UP, I’M TALKING TO SOME BABES. SO DO YOU WORK AROUND HERE? YEAH, ME TOO. AT MICROSOFT. HOW MANY OF YOU CAN FIT IN A PORSCHE? KIDDING! IT’S A TWO SEATER. ANYWAY, WHO WANTS TO- LARRY! THEY’RE NOT INTERESTED! DROP IT! WHO WANTS TO DANCE, IS WHAT I WAS ASKING. I’M NOT TRYING TO BLOW MYSELF HERE BUT I HAVE MOVES LIKE USHER. YOU THERE, GINGER SPICE. YOU LIKE TO DANCE? KIDDING! EVERYONE LIKES TO DANCE. FINISH THAT COSMO AN LET’S GO HIT THE LINOLEUM. YOU BABES EVER DO SHOTS? YOU LIKE TEQUILA? KIDDING! EVERYONE LIKES TEQUILA! ANYWAY …

ahahahahahahah that one all the way on the left is totally me, with the chronic bitch face

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