January 2012
ashley is coming over soon
:3 whoop!
partyin it up with Barney Stinson and the crew
duh.
I wish we could take off and go anywhere.
and everywhere.
ATTENTION EVERYONE!
me and glitterherpes have decided you all would be smart to learn exactly what an “anal fruit salad” is.
may this bring you good fortune in the new year!
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trulypoeticjustice answered your question: saw a post about scars that reminded me how much i love scars
I have a scar across my right boob from saving a cat from an angry dog. The cat was okay :)
what a rad scar!
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glitterherpes replied to your post: 2011 is almost over, you shouldn’t enter 2012 without knowing what an anal fruit salad is. Urban Dictionary that shit
xD You’re welcome *rides off into sunset* I hope people check it out now :3 seeing it published here “hm what could be so awf-OHGODTHEHORROR! I SHOULDN’T GOOGLE THIS BUT I FEEL I NEED VISUAL CONFIR-OHSWEETTITSONAJESUSWHATISTHAT”
i mean they...
glitterherpes: TO ALL THE AMERICANS! →
song-ofthe-siren:
glitterherpes:
Greetings from 2012! Not much to say yet. Uhm. It’s cold. Also, we have teh-leh-phones. These super technological things on which to communicate. I guess you don’t understand. What with living in the past.
tell me about these “teh-leh-phones” you…
ohmygod! it will be so much easier for me to view the pornographies now! come on 2012, bring me porno at...
glitterherpes asked: 2011 is almost over, you shouldn't enter 2012 without knowing what an anal fruit salad is. Urban Dictionary that shit
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nakedconfidence replied to your post: brb, putting eyebrows on all my dogs
pics!!!
it wasnt as fun as i was hoping >=[ they got all shy and tore their eyebrows off and ran away
brb, putting eyebrows on all my dogs
this is what my life has come to
2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you've...
you should do itttt
i went to farm fresh and got 2 bottles of...
and the cashier chick goes “look like you’re having a sober night”
me- *pouts*”yep”
haha my life.
BUT WAIT
i have a few shots worth of a disgusting suicide mixture of drinks
woooo
TO ALL THE AMERICANS!
glitterherpes:
Greetings from 2012! Not much to say yet. Uhm. It’s cold. Also, we have teh-leh-phones. These super technological things on which to communicate. I guess you don’t understand. What with living in the past.
tell me about these “teh-leh-phones” you speak of. my 2011 brain cannot comprehend such wonders
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song-ofthe-siren said: omg let me join
iamtheganjaqueen:
omg PLEASE fucking come we have rum and vodka and champagne and mudslides and wine and martinis C:
omg MY HEAVEN i wisshhhh you would be fun to party with
December 2011
i really want some sparkling grape juice
well actually i really want some alcoholic beverage
BUT THATS NOT REALLY AN OPTION HERE
so instead i will have sparkling grape juice
but first i have to go buy some.
on it.
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Watchhe has all the bads.
also this is my animal voice.
now you know.
Anonymous asked: damn girl, how do you get in them jeans? <creeper face>
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cheeruplove replied to your photo: good news! i may be spending new years alone….but…
Your hair always looks so great!
aw thanks :3 luckily you cant see how terrible my haircut is right now. hahah. awful.
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OKAY YOU WIENERS
dont tell me stories
whatever
just trying to make friendlies..
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saw a post about scars that reminded me how much i...
and i want to hear about yours. every scar has a story, i want to know all your stories. share with me?
omg i am laughing so hard i'm crying
i love when i run into an older comment i made on here
because most of them i dont remember saying
and all of them are so ridiculous it should be embarrasing
but mostly its just funny
well if everyone doesn't mind
i’m going to go do what i do best
and avoid cleaning my room
and lurk around tumblr like the troll i am.
aw yiss.
but at some point i have to shower and go out in public.