Zana Bayne body harness and my new addition (which I am obsessed with)

alt-j:

do any millionaires follow me that are bored

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This is the chemical formula for love:

C8H11NO2+C10H12N2O+C43H66N12O12S2
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.

It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.

Let that sink in.


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(Source: misschelly19, via smoke-snuggle-eat-repeat)

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

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radicaljocy:

Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.

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So I work at hair Cuttery
So for work I wrapped my tattoo (as instructed by my artist) so as to avoid hair splinters and staph infections.
I was checking out a client and she says to me “I hope you arm feels better!” Because we had been talking about my new tattoo
And her sister asks “what happened to your arm?”
And I respond “I got a new tattoo”
And she goes,
“Oh! I thought you just cut yourself!”
*arm sawing motion*
Oh.
Wow.
Inappropriate much?

My left arm is punishing me for putting it through so much pain
It just flinched and I involuntarily jabbed myself in the face with my thumbnail
Owies.
I’m sorry arm!
Please don’t strangle me in my sleep!